Mullah's beads

• Mullah entered teashop and declaimed: 'The moon is more useful than the Sun.' Why Mullah? 'We need light more during night than during the day.'
• Feeling thirsty Mullah entered the café for a drink. They decided to share a glass of milk. Friend asked Mullah to drink his share first, "I have just a little sugar enough for half a glass." "Add it now, I only drink my half", Mullah said. "Certainly not there only enough sugar to sweeten half a glass." Mullah went to the owner of the café, came back with a large packet of salt. "Problem solved, I like my Milk with salt, I shall drink my half with salt first".
• Mullah sent a child to fetch water from the well. "Make sure you do not break the pot," and Mullah gave the child a clout. "Why did hit a child who did nothing?" a bystander asked. "Because you fool, it would be too late to punish the child after he broke the pot, wouldn't it.
• "Congratulate me! I am a Father", Nassiruddin shouted to a neighbor, "Congratulations! Boy or Girl?" "Yes, but how do you know?"
• "All should share equally in whatever is available," a philosopher was telling a group at teahouse. "I am not sure that would work," said a doubter. "But have you given it a chance?" demanded the idealist. "I have", shouted Nasirudin. "I give my wife and donkey exactly the same treatment. They get exactly what they want." "Excellent now tell everybody what exactly is the result, Mulla." "The result is good donkey, and a bad wife."
• "You may have lost your donkey, Mulla, but you don't have to grieve over it more than you did about the loss of your first wife." "Ah, but remember, when I lost my wife, all of you said: 'we will find you someone else.' but so far, no body offered to replace my donkey."