Foundation of a Nation


US President in order to demonstrate solid footing it has brought along delegates and dignitaries from all nations. Using Google Map and the most modern random number generator from Rand Corporation, a remote spot in USA was selected. Delegates were flown and driven to witness an unique excavation program. Excavation started and before long after about 150 feet depth a piece of cable was revealed. All were thrilled. President smiled and clapped his hand and restated the solid foundation USA enjoys is its infrastructure - the network of communication!
China did not have to demonstrate its superiority since their 2000 years old Chinese wall is already visible from space as far as moon.
Indian delegates thought hard and invited all the delegates for similar excavation show on the 15th August, Indian independence day in Hastinapur now called New Delhi, capital of India.
In the ground before Red Fort excavation started after clearing off the littered garbage. Excavation went on and on. Everybody expected something novel to happen - like discovery of an artifact say 5000 years old or similar from the time of Bharatha, or at the least image of Ram. Some world delegates expected that a bigger scam than 2G or Devas shall be unearthed. But nothing happened. Indian Premier known not to open his mouth ("You can open your mouth now, I am your Dentist") smiled broadly and clapped in delight, "Do you see? Do you see?"
But what is there ever to see? Every one looked at one another.
Premier cleared his throat seized the world attention and announced - "We can go on and on digging but we shall discover nothing, India is founded on nothing"!!

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